Matt: What are you doing?
Amariah: Eating a piece of cake. Why?
Matt: I thought you said you wanted to stop eating so many sweets.
Amariah: I do, that's why I'm eating this cake right now.
Matt: That doesn't make any sense.
Amariah: Yes it does. The Amariah of tomorrow is going to need to watch what she eats so I'm eating the last piece of cake now so she won't be tempted by it tomorrow.... "you're welcome future Amariah!"