Matt and I are in a bowling league that started a few weeks ago. The kids always come with us and play with the other kids while we're bowling. There is a little arcade/game area that usually keeps them busy. Many of the same people who bowled in our league last year are also bowling again this year. However, there is a new really creepy guy on another team. Now I don't like to go around accusing people of being a perv, but I knew as soon as I saw him that he is one.
Naturally I'm keeping an eye on him the entire time because he keeps watching Junie and trying to talk to Junie. At one point Junie got up to go to the game area, and he immediately decided that he needed to go get a drink. Not to worry though, because I quickly went and brought Junie back. The whole night I was watching him and thinking that maybe I should quit so that I can stay home with the kids and won't have to worry about the perv-guy. I told the kids that they shouldn't talk to him and that if he tries to talk to them they should scream and run.
All of this happened on the first night, and Matt actually hurt his elbow that night so he has had to take several weeks off. Thus, he is staying home with the kids. At this point I don't know what I'm going to do. This last Saturday I watched a show on MSNBC about child predators, and it said that most offenders are not on the 'list.' This got me even more worried and I started imagining perv-guy trying to talk to Junie and me having to run up and do a flying Matrix kick in his face. I thought that I had better practice my flying Matrix kick so I'll be ready...
Well it turns out that I actually can't do a flying Matrix kick so now I have to come up with a plan B. I asked Matt to beat this guy up but he's pretty sure that that is illegal. Especially since the perv-guy hasn't done anything.
I'm thinking either we should get a sitter, or one of us should quit. Matt thinks I'm overreacting but if you saw this guy you would think the same thing.